Usher Fragrance : What the @&!?!!

I am utterly dumbfounded and incensed (excuse the pun!) at the launch of 'USHER' for men & women.

Usher, fragrances for women & men.
'He is confident', She, his one desire'

I never said this or anything like it! I'd like to know what marketing knob jockey came up with this and why they feel they can exploit my looks and talent in this way.

Eau de Toilette!
Eau dear more likes.

The official web site states; "The only way for me to describe who I am... confident..."

Should read "The only way for me to describe who I am ... a fanny!"

My band, Ten Storeys High, in a bid to quash these malicious rumors, are in development of their own fragrance to be launched in time for Christmas 2008.

We're calling it;

"SHE'D GET IT" & "HE'D GET IT"
The Fragrance for the under confident, get it smell't...

Pre-orders can be made directly at www.tenstoreyshigh.com
It costs £10 and you will receive a free album entitled 'The Thrill Of The Fall' by Ten Storeys High. (the fragrance is actually the smell of the postman who delivers your CD)

USHER, get over yourself, neebs!